Well, not really toe-curling, hair-pulling ow but ow all the same.
I'm seriously impressed and astonished at how much my boobs don't hurt.
6 days ago I had breast reduction surgery and my breasts went down from a G cup to a D cup. The new size will be confirmed once all settles down in the swelling dept.
And the crazy thing was the surgeon removed almost 3kg from my chest area. That's almost 3 bags of sugar I had hanging round my neck.
Things I know now....
I can now see my toes.
I now realise how flabby my stomach is. Couldn't see it pre-reduction.
I now may be able to purchase bras in colours other than beige and white.
I now realise how much you really need to itch when you want to but shouldn't.
I now think my boobs are tiny. Even though apparently they're not.
I now have boobs that are firm and conical and resemble what mine should have when I was 20. Being now 36, I feel like I'm cheating.
And no, you won't be seeing any before and after shots folks. Sorry to disappoint.
Back on board soon with craftiness.